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A superstar cash grab and tussles with nature: Early January first watches

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These are the eight films I watched for the first time in the first 14 days of January 2025, ranked worst to best:  8. Terrifier, 2016, directed by Damien Leone, streamed on Prime Video, 1.5 stars. This got my attention because of some buzz around Terrifier 3, which hit theaters in October. I stumbled across it on Prime Video and decided to give it a spin. I enjoyed the first 10 or 15 minutes of Terrifier. The staredown scene in the pizza parlor between Art The Clown and Jenna Kannell's character was mesmerizing. Tara could not look away from the freak taunting her, and you just knew unspeakable terrors were about to rain down on her. And then the unspeakable terrors started happening, and they were purely gratuitous and disgusting. The problem was that we were given no context, nothing to make us understand the point of any of it. The entirety of the second and third acts of Terrifier existed solely to shock us. Kudos to the great practical effects, but they meant nothing. Everyth...